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2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. “See”...

Fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters, but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car . . .

Misuse of English! A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard & said: “Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D

Chose one biscuit then i’ll tel u k apka lifeprtnr kesa hoga Prince,Rio,Tuc, Gala,Tiger,Super Rite,Chocochip Bistik,Peanut. PRINCE:fashionable RIO:Lazy TUC:Loving GALA:sincere TIGER:Stingy SUPER:Caring RITE:Cool...

jissy chaho ehsas e khudai dy do silsila pyar ka rakho tu ibadat jaisa hum bhary shehar main tanha tu na thy lakin phir koi rishta na mila teri chahat jaisa