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“Duniya sirf larkiyon k liy hy” Larki z0r sy hansy to Khubs00rti, Larka z0r sy hansy to “Dungar”, Agr larki meetha b0ly to pyari lgy, Larka mitha b0ly to “faradiya”, Larki sh0ping kry to Riwaaj, Larka sh0ping kry to “hraam dy paisy jo h0y”, Larki kham0sh rhy to ghamgin Larka kham0sh rhy to “tenu ki [...]

Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se hm Is Liye Nhi Niklty “DOST” Log Roza Na Torr Den Eid ka Chand Samj kr… “Masha Allah” “Masha Allah”!

5 most undefined things of girls: 1)Tum na bohat wo ho (now what the hell is ‘wo’) =)) 2)Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi (no one will ever know what was their ‘umeed’) :/ 3)Tum pehle jese nahi rahe (they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O 4)Sach batana,main [...]

Larka Nokia Larki Sony Ericsson Hoti Larka Mohabbat k Msg Deta Larki Chaahat ki Miscall Karti Larka’ Larki ki Chaahat Save Karta Larki’ Larke ki Mohabbat se Inbox Bharti Milkar Roz Dono Apne Jeewan ki Battery ko Charge Karte Ringtone ki Awaz pe Dono ki Zindagi Muskurati Koi bhi Ghum jo Aata agar’ Mil kar [...]

Uss ne mere samnay baith kr boht ghamgeen lehjay mein kaha, “agar tum mujhe isi tarah ignore krty rahy to dekhna main aik din tmhein chor k chali jaon gi” Maine muskura kr us ki aankhon mein dekha aur dheery se kaha, Nikal Shabaash…

Mein Piyasa Aur Tum Paani ho, Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho, Wah Wah Jab Poocha Tumhare Gali K Bachon se to pata Chala ke Tum To Sab ki Nani ho.

Sory kuch dino tak sms nhi kar paunga Police ne pakad liya h Murder case me Maine 1 ladki ko smile pass kardi? khushi se hi mar gyi pagli.

Ek chor chori karne ek ghar me ghusa: Malik-Kaun hai..?? Chor-Miyaau Malik-Kaun hai..?? Chor-Miyaau Malik-Kaun hai..?? Chor billi hun billi…..!