Sweet SMS Collection

Life is strange .. .. SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms, VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths, And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE .

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS. Friend: 4th? Man: He didn’t study & became a barber. Friend: Y don’t u throw him out? Man: y should i? He’s the only 1 who earns!

Golden Rule:- To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her.

The best shair written on A rickshaw! Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana… Yeh rickshaw chala raha hai pathan deewana

Bap : beta aaj tak tum ny asa koi kam nahi kia jis se mera sir ouncha ho gaya ho Beta : yad karen papa ek dafa me ny ap k sir k nichy 3takyea rakhy the.

Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Say Bhi Zaida Smart Ho Tum Sab Dosto Main Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje Say Bhi Zaida Agar Aasa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had Say Bhi Zayda..!!