Posted In: Decent sms
General Knowledge.. 1) Wo kon si jagah hai jahan suraj ki kiran sirf 1 bar parri ab Qayamat tak nahi parregi.? Ans: darya-e-neel ka centre.. 2) Wo kya hai jo piya jata hai khaya nahi.? Ans:ghussaa. 3) Wo kon hai jis ne jhoot bola or jannat men jayega.? Ans:fir’on ki biwi aasia. 4) Wo kon [...]
Posted In: Love SMS
You Are Like my Asthma, You take my Breath Away. Like dandruff I cant get u of my head. Like my Car, You Drive me Crazy. Like Dentures, I cant smile without you.
Posted In: Funny SMS
1 Pathan Pehle Rozay ko Masjid Main NAAT Parhnay Gaya: To Sab Logon ne Usay Bohat Mara: Kyon? Kyon K Pehle Rozay Main Woh Ye Naat Parh Raha Tha. “Alvidah Alvidah Maah-e-Ramzan”
Posted In: Funny SMS
“We Are Just Friends” Girls use this sentence when they want to start the relation. Boys use It when they want to end the relation.
Posted In: sms quotes
When I Got Enough Confidence, The Stage Was Gone. When I was Sure for Losing, I won. When I Needed People the Most, They Left Me. When I learnt to Dry My Tears, I found a Shoulder to Cry On. And When I mastered the Skills of Hating, Somebody started loving me. This is Life! [...]
Posted In: SMS jokes
I m a fløwer but ROSE is U, Im ä star but MOON is U, I m ä stone but DIAMOND is U, I m the sky but SUN is U, I m the LIGHT but LOAD SHEDDING IS U
Posted In: Funny SMS
Doctor: Dawai hila k pia karain. Pathan: hilane se dawai chamach se gir jati hay. Phir zameen se chaatni parti hay..:-D
Posted In: Poetry sms
D¡l Udass Ho Tu Baat Kr Lena D¡l Chahe Tu Mulaqat Kr Lena Hum Rehte Hen Ap H¡ K D¡l K Koney Men Waqt M¡le Tu Talash Kr Lena
