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Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2 pathan: kia pata nikalta bi ho andhera itna hota hai kahan dikhai day ga…

Khan Cycle par sy larki k samny zor sy gira Aur Faorun hi khhra ho gya Larki “Oh my God! Kia hua?” Khan: ” Kuch Nahi, Ham Cycle sy aisy hi uterta hai”;-)

Pathan sheshey k samney beth kar study karta tha, Why? BCoz of 3 reasons: 1. Dobara revision na karni pare. 2. Apne uper nazar rahe & 3. He likes combine study.

TABAHI SMS Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila, Jis pe likha tha “EID MUBARAK” Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha “KHER MUBARAK.

Teacher: Tumharay Abbu ka kya naam hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hua? Pathan: Hum jahan bhi hota ha,wo hum ko dhoond he leta hai…:-(

Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya, Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha, Dance Karny K Bad Bola, . . . . . . . O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai.

Teacher: Translate Into english. ” wo meri Nawasi hai “. phataan: Hanstay huway Eitna asan!She is my Eighty Nine.

Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga to Hum bola APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL..!