Sweet SMS Collection

1 pathan boht der se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha . Larki: Kya dekh rhe ho? . . . . Pathan: Hm soch rha tha k agr tm hmara AMMI hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.

Newest Sms Thori see jaga mangi thee… Mujhay khud nahi maloom Pathan alag hogay Send one dardud get 10 Aalim bazar main baitha tha 100 rupay main bhut saray mazay Apni Judia Molvi in the Cinema hall Aorat nay molvi ko ankh mari...

Teacher: Radio or akhbar main kia farq hai? Pathan (bohat soch k): Dekho madam, Akhbar mein hum Rotiyan la sakta hai, Magar Radio mein nahi.

Khan sb ne apni Qaza Namaz ada karny ki sochi Namaz se pehly unchi awaz me niyat ki , 2 rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar 4 November 1996 5:20 purana time. ALLAH HO AKBAR.

1st joke of 2010 Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do. Wife: Mein nahi bana rahi. Pathan Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz, 1 aabdoz ko mara hai, airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi...