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Johny lever: I lost my cheque book. Bank manager: B carefull any one can put ur sign! Johny: I’m not a fool, i have already signed all the cheques………….. keepsmiling

What Is The Next Thing A Man Should Do After Winning An Argument With His Wife ? . . . . . . . . . . . Apologise !!!;)

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li, swift Car K Peche Likhwaya “SAAWAN KO AANE DO” Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya, Truck Par Likha tha “AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE”

Ye Watan Humara Hai… . . . . . . . . Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai.

Barsat ki rat Ek bheegi larki Bheege kapre Bheegi zulfain Bheegay hont Us se nazren mili Dekh kar es dharakte dil ne kaha EINU kal bukhar howay e howay

Sher likha jata he Parha jata he Suna jata he Kaha jata he Lekin jb Sher samne ata he to Pajama uper se dhila Neche se gila OR Peeche se pila ho jata he.!!

~Dunya ki 5 heran-kun hqiqten. Hqiqt1: Ap apni saans rok k apne eyes ko close ni kr skte. Hqiqt 2: Pehli hqiqt prhne k bad tmam bewqof ye krne ki koshsh kren ge. Hqiqt 3: Hqiqt 1 ghlat hai. Hqiqt 4: Ab ap hns rhe hen qk ap bewqof ban gye hen. Hqiqt 5: Ab [...]

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS. Friend: 4th? Man: He didn’t study & became a barber. Friend: Y don’t u throw him out? Man: y should i? He’s the only 1 who earns!