Sweet SMS Collection

Barsat ki rat Ek bheegi larki Bheege kapre Bheegi zulfain Bheegay hont Us se nazren mili Dekh kar es dharakte dil ne kaha EINU kal bukhar howay e howay

Sher likha jata he Parha jata he Suna jata he Kaha jata he Lekin jb Sher samne ata he to Pajama uper se dhila Neche se gila OR Peeche se pila ho jata he.!!

~Dunya ki 5 heran-kun hqiqten. Hqiqt1: Ap apni saans rok k apne eyes ko close ni kr skte. Hqiqt 2: Pehli hqiqt prhne k bad tmam bewqof ye krne ki koshsh kren ge. Hqiqt 3: Hqiqt 1 ghlat hai. Hqiqt 4: Ab ap hns rhe hen qk ap bewqof ban gye...

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS. Friend: 4th? Man: He didn’t study & became a barber. Friend: Y don’t u throw him out? Man: y should i? He’s the only 1 who earns!

Golden Rule:- To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her.

A foreigner lady asks time from a sardarjee. When he told her the time, she slaps her. Do you know what he said? The time is Bra Pantys(12:35), in punjabi!