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Srdar office ko jldi band kr k ghar gaya Wahan usne apni bv ko bos k 7 dekha Wo bhag k offic waps gaya or bola:BAAP RE BAAP! BOSS DEKH LETA TO AAJ NOKRI GAI THI

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

Do U know why a sardar ji kept the door open while taking a bath? Because he was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”

Soldier: Sir,dushmn ne hamen charon taraf se gheir liya hai Major Sardar:Excellent Yani Hum ksi b taraf se dushmn pr attack kr skty hain.

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy. Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case hai. Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. Guess why ? bcoz there it was written “Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey..? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri behan ka h.. Sardar(hans kr) Acha acha,tay Tawada V kaka hon wala Ay..