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Bush Pathan se: “Tum Mula Umer ka Pata do Hum Tum ko Titanic Wali Bachi de Ga” Pathan: “Hum tum ko Osama b dega, Agr tum titanic wala bacha do.

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho. Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai. Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha.

1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha: Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia. Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question, . . . . Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 5467 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen.

Pathan k ek jumlay ne photographr ko pagal kar diya: “yara! Pasport size potoo nikalo lekin mera chapal b aana chaeye.

Height of samajdaari. Pathan ne bachay se pocha, oay kocha toffee khaeyga? Bacha bola : Nahi uncle bohat durd hota hy.

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila Jis par likha tha,, . . . “Eid Mubarak” PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola “khair Mubarak” ;p : )

PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya, SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.

Teacher: Qarz-e-Hasna Kisy Kehte hain? Pathan: Jab Qarz Denay wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur Aarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hain.