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Pathan was asked in a job interview: Apka kitnay saalon ka experience hai? Pathan: 3 saalon ka… 2 saaliyan b hain magr mujhe un mei koi dilchaspi ni:-)

Pathan Qabrustan Mai Chars Pi Raha Tha.. Itne mai Police Aagai To Pathan Nai Chars Chopa Diya.. Police: Kia Kar Rahey Ho.. Pathan: Kuch Nahi Apney Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon.. Police: Ye To Kisi Bachey Ka Qabar Hai.. Pathan: Hamara Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha.

Pathan ‘samosy’ khol kr ‘ander ka masala’ kha raha tha.. 1 admi ne pocha:”Pura kyun nhi kha rhay?” Pathan:”Baba doctor ne ‘bahir ki cheez’ khanay se mana kia hai.

Ek pathan t.v par bomb rakh kar pakistan ka semi final dekh raha tha b.v na pocha k ya bomb kis liya Pathan:agar ya haar gay to puri team ko bomb sa ura do ga

Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis kro.itna chota kamra or 1 stool, tm humein janwar smjhta hai Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.

ATANG MSG A Confusion: American, pathan ko kse kahey ga k ‘OPEN THE DOOR’ . . . Ans: Isko full American style me tezi se parhen: THERE WAS A COLD DAY:-/

Pathan Mobile Company Mai Job Lene Gaya: Pehle He Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kar Bhaga Diya Sawal Tha? Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hai? . . . Pathan: Cartoon Network.

Khan Cycle par sy larki k samny zor sy gira Aur Faorun hi khhra ho gya Larki “Oh my God! Kia hua?” Khan: ” Kuch Nahi, Ham Cycle sy aisy hi uterta hai”;-)