A guy was praying passionately, Oh my God ! Turn me into a lizard A man asked, Why do u pray so? He answered, My wife dreads lizards.
A guy was praying passionately, Oh my God ! Turn me into a lizard A man asked, Why do u pray so? He answered, My wife dreads lizards.
There are 4 ways to enjoy love 1. Hand in Hand. 2. That in hand. 3. Hand in that. 4. That in that. Now dont ask me what is that.
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Policeman: tum ne Beech road pe bus q rok di ??? Pathan: hum sheher me Naya aya hay mgr Qanoon nahi torta, Wo samne dekho likha hy “bus stop” Tou hum ne rok dia.
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Pathan’s logic Who Is The Leader Of Ducks? Ans: ‘Frog’ Why? because Frog Is ‘MAINDUCK’
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday
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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? It’s Lifeboy Soap Dirty people always think dirty.
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