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Tere golden face ki beauty ne, Mere komal heart pe attack kiya, Sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya, Request hai tumse Isse refuse na karna, Dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ? Good evening Dear, I?m now logged in.? Wife : Have you brought the ring ? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife : But I told you in the morn? Husband : Erroneous syntax. Wife : What about my new blouse ? Husband : Variable not [...]

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IT guy – (Asks worker) What do you have? Daily Wage Construction Worker – ??.stays * quite* IT guy – I have Money, Name, Stock Options What do you have? Daily Wage Construction Worker – (Softly) I have work.

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya