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Oneline
Quotes and SMS Messages
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 April 2006 |
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When money talks, the criminal walks.
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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I'm as confused as a termite in a
yo-yo. |
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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I don't suffer from stress. I'm a
carrier. |
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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Insanity is my only means of
relaxation. |
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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How do I set the laser printer to
stun? |
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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All computers wait at the same speed
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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If we quit voting will they all go
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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When all else fails manipulate the
data. |
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