Funny text SMS Messages

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...

Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters.

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

UR 100%beautiful, UR 100%lovely, UR 100%sweet, UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

dil mera udass hai
tuo jo meray pass hai
es nadan dil ko dard dia kyoon mainay tum se karez lay ka

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster