I know why I am single, my parents-in-law
were not able to have kids...
SMS Posted by
Khurshed Ahmed
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right
now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
SMS Posted by
Arslan Nawaz
My mother in law walks five miles every day,
I wonder where she is at this moment...
SMS Posted by
Shehzad Qamar
I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my
in the hospital.
SMS Posted by
Shehzad Qamar
Can I have your picture? ......... I save
natural disasters.
SMS Posted by
Kamran
When do you know a woman is going to say
something interesting ? .... When she starts
with "My husband said..."
SMS Posted by
Admin
UR 100%beautiful, UR 100%lovely, UR
100%sweet, UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to
believe these words!
SMS Posted by
Farheen
The rain makes all things beautiful.The
grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things
beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
SMS Posted by
Nadia
At dis moment in time 10 million people r
having sex.5 million people r drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1
stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
SMS Posted by
Admin
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
SMS Posted by
Irman
dil mera udass hai
tuo jo meray pass hai
es nadan dil ko dard dia kyoon mainay
tum se karez lay ka
SMS Posted by
Tariq
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you
eternal life. John came fifth he won a
toaster
