Funny text SMS Messages

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??

khana pena sona every thing is free

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TERE INBOX MAIN MERE SMS KO PENAH MIL JAYE AGAR TU REPLY NA KERAY TERA CELL PHONE FANA HO JAYE

Maa apnay Betay ko aasman say zameen per laati hay or Wife ussi Betay
ko zameen say zair-e-zameen pohancha daite hay.

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!