Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe;
jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
Funny SMS in
Urdu
khana
pena sona every thing is free
For
more detail just dial - ??15???
Funny SMS in
Urdu
TERE INBOX MAIN MERE SMS KO PENAH MIL JAYE
AGAR TU REPLY NA KERAY TERA
CELL PHONE FANA HO JAYE
Funny SMS in
Urdu
Abbreviation of Wife:
Men Say: Without Information Fight Everyday.
Women Say: With Idion ForEver.
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Urdu
Maa
apnay Betay ko aasman say zameen per laati
hay or Wife ussi Betay
ko zameen say zair-e-zameen pohancha daite
hay.
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Urdu
It's important
to find a man who has money, a man who adores
you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also
imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
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Urdu
I've been arrested
for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can
u cum down the police station and show them
it's a mistake?
