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Posted by Admin - at 12 April 2006 |
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What
is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that
the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact
ZOO 4 detail
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 April 2006 |
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You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've
got Intelligence.. You've got Class... You've
got D Face... & You've got D Body... &
I've got the wrong number! Sorry!
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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Last night I lay in bed, looking at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....
and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my
roof?
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a
meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come,
the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But
The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because
the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute
D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny
G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just
K - Kidding |
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because
Dad says "Love Animals" !
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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Dark were those days, without your sight. When
I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave
me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much
PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! |
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good
Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well...
Enough about ME! How about you?
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2
use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I
would only like a brain that has never been used.
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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006 |
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This is not fair! How could u do this?
Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole
Channel on your name and didn't even tell
me? ... Animal Planet!
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