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SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 April 2006

 

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

 

SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 April 2006

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

 

SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i lauf again

 

SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006

what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details...

 

SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

 

SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006

Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

 

SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006

Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me

 

SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

 

SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

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