Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 April 2006
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there
can be no wisdom & without ugliness there
can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after
all!
SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't
it rain on you?
SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006
Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i lauf again
SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006
what is wrong with your cell every time i call
a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is
a monkey plz contact zoo for details...
SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to
cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for
cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without
the word cat!
SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006
Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose
ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small
party and only a few people will be invited...so
i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with
you...just bring someone to marry me
SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
SMS Posted by Admin - at 12 July 2006
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy