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Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai or Ye kiske kaam aata hai? Papa: Beta Ye VIP Log bhejte hai or KANJOOS Logo k padhne k kaam aata hai.

Teacher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya hai aur aap laddu khila rahe hai? Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai,bahumat 2 mere bete ke saath hai.

What Is The Next Thing A Man Should Do After Winning An Argument With His Wife ? . . . . . . . . . . . Apologise !!!;)

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li, swift Car K Peche Likhwaya “SAAWAN KO AANE DO” Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya, Truck Par Likha tha “AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE”

Fact of Life

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Fact of Life :- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: “GIRL”

Life is strange .. .. SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms, VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths, And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE .

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Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS. Friend: 4th? Man: He didn’t study & became a barber. Friend: Y don’t u throw him out? Man: y should i? He’s the only 1 who earns!

Golden Rule:- To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her.


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