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1Srdar: Yar aj mujy ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gya.. 2nd Srdar: Kya likha tha.? Srdar: Battery low.. 2nd Srdar: mUjy sEnd kr, sb kO tAng krUn gA..!!

Aik Sardar Gunnies book of world records walon kay office gaya Or kaha k wo koi ahsa kam karma chahta hai k Sardaron ka nam bhi Gunnies book of world Records Main ajahay… Sardar sahib ko batya gaya k App logon pay itnay Joke ban chukay hain k App Sardaron ka nam Pehle hi Gunnies [...]

Sardar Friend Se: Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga. Friend: Kyon? Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai. Friend: To Kya Hua?? Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga.

1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia 2nd:Wo Q? 1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha or me usy Daad dy rha tha “WA HAYAT” “Wahayat”

Sardar ne ik chote qad ki larki se shadi ki. Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia? SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai…

Sardaar ki BV bhaag gai. 3 din baad wapis aayi… Sardaar (dukh oar ghusse se bola “Hun ki lain aayi ain” Sardarni: Mobile da charger.

1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..

Aik sardar doosre se, “Main aur meri girl friend shaadi kar rahe hain..”:-) Doosra, “Woww, Shaadi Kab hai.???” Sardar, “Meri 25 Oct ko aur uski 13 Nov ko! ;-