Once a Sardar Bought
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Once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? serdar said there is written colestrol free.
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Once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? serdar said there is written colestrol free.
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Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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2 sardar dost 1 Double Decker Bus main sawar hu jaatay hain … Pehla Sradar: Yaar bulvinder chal Upper walay portion tey bayndey yan Doosra Sardar: O main Upper Nai Beyna…. Mainu Dar lagdai … Pehla sradar dossrey ko kafi insist karta hai ooper bhithney kay liay lakin wuh nahi maanta … aakhir wuh akeyla [...]
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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die. Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya. guess karo kyun le kar gaya? aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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chahaton ne kiya mujh pe aisa asar, jahan dekhon mein dhekon tujhe humsafar. meri khamoshiyan bhi zabaan ban gaein, meri becheniyan daastaan ban gaein.
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K ldquo;50% Of Sardars Are Donkeysrdquo; The Sardars Protested. Next Day News Lagi K ldquo;50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeysrdquo; The Sardars Celebrated.