Kintna Padhe Ho
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Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
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Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, ldquo;Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.rdquo; After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared amp; said,rdquo;Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le leyrdquo;
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1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
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Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it. 2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your [...]
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.