Santa:Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyo Diya. Banta:Wo Characterless Thi Santa: Kaise? Banta: Shadi Mujse Ki Aur Bacha Bhagwan Se Mangti Thi.
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Medical College Ki Ladkiya
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SANTA- Agr Nariyal K Ped Par Chad Jau To Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikhegi BANTA- Fir Haath Chhod Dena To Medical College Ki b Dikh jayengi.
I Love You Santa
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SANTA: "I Love U" Means Kya Hota H? GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli" :-D
Aakkal badhi ya bhains
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Ramu se pucha gaya: Aakkal badhi ya Bhains? Santa was totally confused & after sometime replied: Tusi menu ullu samjte ho kya? Date of birth toh bataya hi nahi.
Phansi se pehle
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Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai? Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!
Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta? Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy. Santa: Petrol & SMS? Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km Dur bike pr jana prta hy
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