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Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli-Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO? Santa-ApNe khud hi To Kaha tha k Ghar Aate huye cheeni Lete Aana.

santa to rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon santa: Aao Chalo Phir Tash khelte hain.

Santa ki 10 betiyan thi phir ja kar uske ghar 1 beta paida hua. Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga? . . . . MUSHKIL SINGH.

Shadi ki raat Santa apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya BV:Mujhe ye nhi chahiye, koi SONAY ki Cheez do Santa:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.

Santa: Muje E-Mail bnana hy. Santa Santag Santa123 Santaabc Koe b nhe mil rha. Major Rohail: Tum “AKALMAND SANTA” try kro 100% mil jye ga.

Santa- bhai jaldi jao tumhare ghar mein pani ghus gaya hai. . . . . Banta- Kyun jhuth bolta hai,ghar mein pani kaise ghus sakta hai,ghar ki chabi jo mere pass hai.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

Santa:Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyo Diya. Banta:Wo Characterless Thi Santa: Kaise? Banta: Shadi Mujse Ki Aur Bacha Bhagwan Se Mangti Thi.