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Relation is like a glass A scratch on 1 side reflects on da other side 2 So always handle feelings carefully B/c That scratch can never be removed.

Definition of Laziness: ” It is the art of taking rest before getting tired “:

I drink tv while watching c0ffee I switch 0ff bed when I lay 0n lights I eat m0bile while talkng 0n apple C0nfused? Inshort I m a studnt & my exams r near:-)

U Cannot Change Ur Future.. But U can Change Ur Habits.. and Surely Ur Habits will Change Ur Future.

You may fall in love with the Beauty of Someone. But Remember, finally You have to live with the Character. Not with the Beauty!

Aapki raat ki achhi shuruwat ho..Pyar bhare sapno ki barsat ho..Jinko din bhar yaad karte rahe..Sapno me unse hi mulakat ho.. G/Night

Ek chor chori karne ek ghar me ghusa: Malik-Kaun hai..?? Chor-Miyaau Malik-Kaun hai..?? Chor-Miyaau Malik-Kaun hai..?? Chor billi hun billi…..!

Here’s a line that very few understand: Tears dont come when you miss a person…But it comes when you dont want to miss a person!