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Jadeed Tehqeeq Se Pata Chala Hy k Agar Sehri k Baad 14 Ghantey Gehri Neend So Lia Jaye To . . . Bhook Aur Pyaas Nahin Lagti.

(‘.’)/ Jo Mujhe Duwaon /) ) Main Bhool Jaye. ,/_\_ Us k Pakorey Jal Jayen. Samosey Jal Jayen. Sandwich Sookh Jayen. Khane Mai Namak Tez Hojaye. Shake Mai Makhi Gir Jaye. Shoes ka Size na Milay. Eid ka Dress Na Silay.

Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se hm Is Liye Nhi Niklty “DOST” Log Roza Na Torr Den Eid ka Chand Samj kr… “Masha Allah” “Masha Allah”!

Koi Aik Din Select Karo 1. Sunday 2. Monday 3. Tue 4. Wed. 5. Thur. 6. Fri. 7. Sat. . . . Or Us Din Meri Aftari Karwa do. JazakAllah W8 4ur ans

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Maah-e-Ramzan Ki Aamad Mubarak. You are Invited on 20th Roza at Lasania Restaurant Gulshan-e-Iqbal Branch K Paas Wali Masjid Main.

A boy wanted 2 know the age of his Friend so he asked: my dear what’s ur date of birth? Girl: 4th july.. Boy: which year? Girl: every year

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Pathan was asked in a job interview: Apka kitnay saalon ka experience hai? Pathan: 3 saalon ka… 2 saaliyan b hain magr mujhe un mei koi dilchaspi ni:-)