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its not difficult 2 die 4 da onewhom u love….. but its difficult 2 find out a partner for whom u wud love 2 die…

Only Funny Answers R allowed 1. Zindagi kab khobsorat lagti ha? Ans. 2. Ik pardesi mera? Ans. 3. Khalis mhbt kaha milti ha? Ans. 4. Shadi main juta chupai kyn hoti ha? Ans. 5. Main ne khawab daikha k? Ans. Let’s se how great a sense of humour u have! Reply fast I’m waiting

Ordinary Girl wish: I am not a princess but my lyf partner shud b a Prince.. While Smart Girl like me Wish: My life patner may b Or may not be a prince But He shud treat Me as a Princess

A Great Line By A ROSE (Flower) “It Is Better To Stay In A Boy’s Grave …Then To Stay In Some Girl’s Hair … Who Don’t Know … What Is LOVE … ”

Assalam-o-Alaikum! Aap ko Aur Apke Ghar Walon ko . . . . . . . . . . . . Allah Hi Po0chy Ga, Ik Bar Bhi Aftaar Pe Nahi Bulaya!

Respect The Emotions In Someone’s Heart, Rather Than The Expressions On Someone’s Face Because Expression Is Just A Formality But Emotions r Reality..!

Mein Piyasa Aur Tum Paani ho, Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho, Wah Wah Jab Poocha Tumhare Gali K Bachon se to pata Chala ke Tum To Sab ki Nani ho.

Sory kuch dino tak sms nhi kar paunga Police ne pakad liya h Murder case me Maine 1 ladki ko smile pass kardi? khushi se hi mar gyi pagli.