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By latest medical research: it has been proved dat you may die because of attending a call while your cell at charge. That time your HEART BEAT may suddenly increase due to double electrical signal to your heart one from your brain and second from charging cell … It may also b the cause of [...]

***%JUMMA%*** ka din kitna afzaal hai. 1- JUMMA k din jahannum ki aag nahi jalai jati. 2- JUMMA ki raat dozakh k darwazay nhi khultay. 3- JUMMA k din marnay walay khush naseb museb muslim ko shaheed ka rotba diya jata hai. 4- JUMMA k din agar HAJ ho to uska sawab 70 HAJ k [...]

Aftari k waqt jab rozadar azan ka intizar kar raha hota ha to ALLAH shitan se kehta ha, dekh mere banday ko jis ko tu kehta tha nafarman ho ga. jab tak mra naam is k kano me ni parta ya luqma ni dalta. is waqt mujh se mra banda jo kch b DUA kre [...]

Konsi NAMAZ kab kaam aaye gi? Fajar = Martay waqt Zohar = Qabar mein Asar = Munkir-o-Nakeer kay sawalat kay waqt Magrib = Hisaab kitaab kay waqt Esha = Pul-e-Siraat paar kertay waqt 80% log ise fwd nai karte. ALLAH TALLAH farmate hain k agar tum apne logo k samne mujhe rad karoge to mai [...]

Ro Ro Ke Galo Par Aansuo Ki Lakir Ban Gayi Hamne Socha Na Tha Vaisi Takdeer Ban Gayi Hamne To Sirf Ret Par Hath Phiraya Tha Dekha To Aapki Tasveer Ban Gayi

Great words by a bankrupt lover: “nothing in this world is expensive than havng a girlfrnd who is totally free on weekend..!”

Teri Aankhon Se Kaash Koi Ishara To Hota Kuch To Meri Jaan Jeene Ka Sahara To Hota Tod Dete Hum Har Ek Rasam Zamane Ki Tune Ek Baar Mohabbat Se Pukara To Hota.

Har Dua Mein Aap Ki Khushi Mangte Hain Aap Ke Liye Sitaron Se Roshnee Mangte Hain Naho Jisme Koi Vi Gum Allah Se Aap Ke Liye Wo Zindagi Mangte Hain