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Snta- pant ki silai kitni h? Tailor-150 rs. Snta- Aur nikkar ki? Talor -50 rs. Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo.

“AAP” jante ho hame kya pasand h? Bela ki “MEHAK” Raat ki “CHANDNI” Shaam ki “UDAASI” December ki RAATEIN,Doston ki BAATEIN AurIs msg ka pehla lafz.

Height of Over LoVe: A Boy Doesn’t Chat Wid His Girl Friend Coz He Feels Dat Her Hand Might Pain While Typing the text..

Ultimate Though *** ” Life is a question,nobody can answer it” AND ” Death is an answer,Nobody can Question it”

Kabhi Himmat to kabhi hosle se haar gaye,hum badnasib thy jo har kisi se haar gaye,Ajib khel ka Medan hai ae duniya,K jisko jit chuke the usi se Haar gaye.

U get RICH Naturally as U grow old: Silver in ur hair Gold in ur teeth, Sugar in ur blood, Stones in ur kidney & Never ending supply of GAS.. ;->

3 Cheezain jo aik jaga parwarish pati hain 1. PHOOL, 2. Kanta, 3. Khusbu. 3 cheezain har aik ko milti hain, 1. Khushi, 2. Gham, 3. Mout. 3 cheezain har aik ki mukhtalif hoti hain, 1. Soorat, 2. Seerat, 3. Qismat. 3 cheezon ko kabhi chota na samjhen, 1. Qarz, 2. Farz, 3. Marz. 3 [...]

“Duniya sirf larkiyon k liy hy” Larki z0r sy hansy to Khubs00rti, Larka z0r sy hansy to “Dungar”, Agr larki meetha b0ly to pyari lgy, Larka mitha b0ly to “faradiya”, Larki sh0ping kry to Riwaaj, Larka sh0ping kry to “hraam dy paisy jo h0y”, Larki kham0sh rhy to ghamgin Larka kham0sh rhy to “tenu ki [...]