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A boy wanted 2 know the age of his Friend so he asked: my dear what’s ur date of birth? Girl: 4th july.. Boy: which year? Girl: every year

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Pathan was asked in a job interview: Apka kitnay saalon ka experience hai? Pathan: 3 saalon ka… 2 saaliyan b hain magr mujhe un mei koi dilchaspi ni:-)

Ammi keh rahe hain Kal roza hamare sath kholna zaror ana ate howe apne sath bas thore se khajor,2kg tarboz,3kg kharboza,5kg aam,2darjn kele,24 samose,500 ki chat,200 k pakore,2.5liter pepsi,5bottles minrlwater le k a jana lazmi ager koi cheez na mile ya km mile to phone kar k Bata dena k may nahe a raha..

5 most undefined things of girls: 1)Tum na bohat wo ho (now what the hell is ‘wo’) =)) 2)Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi (no one will ever know what was their ‘umeed’) :/ 3)Tum pehle jese nahi rahe (they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O 4)Sach batana,main [...]

Larka Nokia Larki Sony Ericsson Hoti Larka Mohabbat k Msg Deta Larki Chaahat ki Miscall Karti Larka’ Larki ki Chaahat Save Karta Larki’ Larke ki Mohabbat se Inbox Bharti Milkar Roz Dono Apne Jeewan ki Battery ko Charge Karte Ringtone ki Awaz pe Dono ki Zindagi Muskurati Koi bhi Ghum jo Aata agar’ Mil kar [...]

Q.1: Quran pak ki wo kon c sura hai jis mein sirf aik zer ata hai. ANS: SURA E IKHLAS Q.2: Un 2 jandaron k nam bataen jinhen baghair halal kiye khaya ja skta hai. ANS: FISH & TIDDI Q.3: Qayamat k din sb se pehly kinhein kapre pahnaye jaeynge? ANS: HAZRAT IBRAHEEM alaihis salam [...]

Sari rat ab ankho ko nind nahi ati he, ab harpal unki yad hame q tadpati he, kese bhul jaye ab hum un meethi yado ko, unki yado se to thodi khusiya mil jati he