Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time – I think I’ve forgotten this before.
Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time – I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?
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I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.
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Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
Note – The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ‘Hold my purse.’
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Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.