On the cellphone pad of life
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On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.
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On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.
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How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
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Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.
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What u call dog with no legs? Don’t matter wot u call him, he ain’t gonna come.
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How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!