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On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

Don’t feel sad…don’t feel blue…Frankenstein was ugly too…

How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

Abracadabra! Nope…..u still ugly!

Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.

What u call dog with no legs? Don’t matter wot u call him, he ain’t gonna come.

How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!