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On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...

How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

Abracadabra! Nope.....u still ugly!

Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.

Life means… 6 frnds,2 bikes but no petrol…! Life means… Exam nite,6 dufers and no notes…! Life means Principal’s class,6 bunkers and 1 car Life means 1 Girl,6 frnds nd all r saying,Teri Bhabi,Teri Bhabi Life means Evrythng...