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On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...

How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

Abracadabra! Nope.....u still ugly!

Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga, marks milenge ya zero pe tie hoga, koi na jane apne marks ka kya...