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A man was teaching a woman how to swim , Finally the woman said : “Tell me frankly , will I really drown like a leaking boat if u take ur finger out

Wife: “Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?” Husband: “Excellent idea” Wife: “U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV”… =P ;->

ccc Both is advantageous…. & beneficial to ME!!!!! If u like me…… I’ll be in ur HEART!!! &…. If u hate me….. I’ll be in ur MIND!!!! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Teacher Student Se: “Tumharay ABBU Kya Kartay Hain?” Student: “Miss Pata Nah¡ Hum To Jald¡ So Jatay Ha¡n.;-.

1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gayi or boli. Jab main bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi karo ge, Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kar lunga. Larki boli to kia apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate bhi nahi de sakte.

Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he Studnt mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:

Teacher: ‘Kisses’ Ko Sentence Main Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae? Student: Aaj Subah Subah Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P