EvernewSMS.com

WIFE: Tum toh Kehte the Ki Shadi K baad bhi Mujhe Bahut Pyaar Karoge, HUSBAND: Sorry yar! Mujhe Malum Nhi Tha Ki Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi.

Chintu: Papa What’s the Difference Between Mother’s Tears & Wife’s Tears? Father: Mother’s tears Affect your HEART, And Wife’s Tears Affect your POCKET.

A HUSBAND’s CUTE LOVE QUOTE Even my child too started 2 walk without any support. but my wife still feels 2 hold my hand while walking…..

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…    

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also. Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan. O: Our life [...]

Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Most successful Happy married life is Defined as. . . . . “Yet to be seen”

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!” Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”