Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, “Kya main tumhara pehla pyaar hoon?” BIWI Boli, “Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai.
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Pehle woh meri girlfriend thi, Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi, Phir woh meri mangeter bani, Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha Jab se woh meri BIWI bani, Hum dono bolte hai aur sara mohalla sutna hai.
Bill alag alag lana
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Boy & Girl in restuarant: Boy: Main last bar puch raha hoon, um mujhse shadi karogi? Girl: Nahi! Boy: Soch lo! Girl: Keh diya na nahi, Boy: Waiter bill alag alag lana.
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay, Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath, Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
I never forget my sincere friends when i see some faults in them i keep patient & just realize that . . . . “ab har koi meri terha perfect tou nahi ho sakta na”
Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya. Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English. Lady : Sir I no speak English. Dr. : Try please. Lady: My londa gironda from hero honda.
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Jab paper ho out of cntrol
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Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga, marks milenge ya zero pe tie hoga, koi na jane apne marks ka kya...