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Girl friend is for fun, Wife is for son, Girl friend is night partner, Wife is life partner, Girl friend is tooty fruity, While wife is Qismath pooti.

Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, “Kya main tumhara pehla pyaar hoon?” BIWI Boli, “Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai.

Pehle woh meri girlfriend thi, Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi, Phir woh meri mangeter bani, Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha Jab se woh meri BIWI bani, Hum dono bolte hai aur sara mohalla sutna hai.

Boy & Girl in restuarant: Boy: Main last bar puch raha hoon, um mujhse shadi karogi? Girl: Nahi! Boy: Soch lo! Girl: Keh diya na nahi, Boy: Waiter bill alag alag lana.

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay, Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath, Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

I never forget my sincere friends when i see some faults in them i keep patient & just realize that . . . . “ab har koi meri terha perfect tou nahi ho sakta na”

Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya. Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English. Lady : Sir I no speak English. Dr. : Try please. Lady: My londa gironda from hero honda.

Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.