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Golden Rule:- To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her.

The taste of Oranges The walk in Frost The Golden sunlight The beauty of Autumn colors The magic of wet red leaves… “Happy Slow Arrival of Winter”

I m a fløwer but ROSE is U, Im ä star but MOON is U, I m ä stone but DIAMOND is U, I m the sky but SUN is U, I m the LIGHT but LOAD SHEDDING IS U

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The Two Most dangerous Weapons In The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs 1. A Girl’s Smile & 2. A Girl’s Tears.

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Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!! Need more??? U r beautiful.:-P

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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

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Pathan: Khuda ka lakh lakh sukar hai k pakistan 13 August ko aazad nai howa.. DOST: (Heran hote hoe) Q.?? Pathan:phir hum 14 August kese manaty!!

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Hi, My name is “BUBBLI” My Number is 0333-HUSBAND & My Network is 0300-BOYFRIEND Number always OLD But Network always new

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