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Wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye. JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye (kitab pesh ki gaye) judge ny saffa khola to uss mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay. JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.

Khush to bahot hoge tum Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya Magar aab kya karoge.? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila.? Ha ha ha ha

1 billi chohay ko pakar rahi thi choha bhag bhag kar jab thak giya to baray style se kharay ho kar bola . . . . . “Billo Rani kaho to abhi jaan de doon”

Dekho Andhera Kitna Suhana Hai, Ye Load Shading Ka Zamana Hai, Kar Do Ek Aacha Sa SmS Balance Bacha Bacha K Kaya Tum Na “U.P.S” Lagwana Hai.

Hzraaat, 1 Zroori ELaaan Suniye… . . . . . . . . . Hzraat,Apne Dmagh ka ilaaj krwaiye,Q k ELAAN suna jata hy Prha nhi jata.;-)

Woh to Bandar hai Darakhato pe Charh Jaye Ga, Masla Oont ka hai Oont Kidher Jaye ga, Main to samjha tha k to Insan hai Sudher Jaye ga, Kya Khabar thi k to Gadha hai Gadha hi Kehlaye Ga.

Kya Michale Jackson sb se acha Dance krta tha? . Nahi . . Sab se acha dance Pakistani “AWAM” krti hai Haqoomat nachati hai ur awam nachti hai.

Pathan Qabrustan Mai Chars Pi Raha Tha.. Itne mai Police Aagai To Pathan Nai Chars Chopa Diya.. Police: Kia Kar Rahey Ho.. Pathan: Kuch Nahi Apney Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon.. Police: Ye To Kisi Bachey Ka Qabar Hai.. Pathan: Hamara Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha.