1st joke of 2010 Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do. Wife: Mein nahi bana rahi. Pathan Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz, 1 aabdoz ko mara hai, airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi...

I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in...

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya: Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha, K Usay Yaad Aaya K Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.

Taste this SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well….. BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!