A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, ldquo;Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.rdquo; After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared amp; said,rdquo;Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le leyrdquo;

Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it. 2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess… Guess . . . Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Kiss is the key of love. Love is the key of marriage. Marriage is the box of children. Children are problem of pakistan. So stop the kissing and save the pakistan