On a Romantic Day
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On a romantic day sardarrsquo;s girlfriend asks him, ldquo;Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?rdquo; Sardar : ldquo;Ya sure, from landline or mobilerdquo;.
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On a romantic day sardarrsquo;s girlfriend asks him, ldquo;Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?rdquo; Sardar : ldquo;Ya sure, from landline or mobilerdquo;.
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Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
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Why is ldquo;SINGHrdquo; added to every sardars name? ? ? ? Do you know? Really u donrsquo;t know? Bcoz of itrsquo;s hidden meaning:- S – Sala I – Insaan N – Nahin G – Gadha H – Hay
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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, ldquo;Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.rdquo; After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared amp; said,rdquo;Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le leyrdquo;
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Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it. 2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.