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Whenever an intelligent man makes any important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his head & finally does wat his wife says.

Ultimate insult.. I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!! ’

Khn se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam, Aur fir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam, kyon ki. ‘SPELLING MISTAKE THI”

Ye Dekh Ke To Apna Dimagh Hi Chakkar Khaa Gaya FayaZ . . . . . Jab Apni DAADI Kamar Hilatey Huye Bolin Taamina Mina Eyy Eyy, WAKKA WAKKA Eeh Eeh..;-);

main ap ko MOBILE Gift karna chata hun. . . . . . . . . . . . . pr Ap is Trh Button daba daba k khrb kr doge Is liye AB Cancel.

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Wat iz confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a grl 9 boyz came wth Roses, 1 boy came with “MOLVI” This iz confidence…!

son 2 father:bcha zyada intelligent hota hy ya baap? Father:baap son:acha’ pakistan ks ny bnaya? father:Quaid-e-Azam ne son:unk baap ny qion nhi bnaya