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A Boy took a book from his shelf to study. All the other books fell on him and he died.Moral:jisne kitab ko uthaya samjho kitab ne usko uthaya.So BE SAFE.!gn

BRILLIANT LINES BY A MBA Student: ” If you cant create your own answers in d examination…,then Management is not meant for u….”

Tiger & Tigress were resting under a tree. Suddenly a deer passed very fast. Tigress could not make out & asked,”What was that?” Tiger smiled & said, c

If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai” If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai” If u dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chata hai” If u dont she says “tasteless hai yaar” If u argue with her she says”ziddi hai” If u sit quietly she says “dumb hai” [...]

Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. “i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->

KARINA aur KATRINA dono hi 1 jaisi aur gori hai,Q? Socho! Socho! Nhi pata na? Qki dono ke naam me RIN ata hai. RIN de chamkane vali safedi.

orange ka juice……. mera dost kanjus…. aam ka achar…. hamesha bahane tayar …….. anjeer ka roll.. na kare call.. bahane hai easy…. kethe hai iam busy.

ultra height of lazyness: . . . . . . sleeping and dreaming… In dream also sleeping and dreaming about sleeping…