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Kutte ko Murgi se pyar tha Usne MUrgi se sadi ki Thode time baad Murgi ne Khrgosh ko Jnam diya Ye sb kya he? AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI!

WIFE: Tum toh Kehte the Ki Shadi K baad bhi Mujhe Bahut Pyaar Karoge, HUSBAND: Sorry yar! Mujhe Malum Nhi Tha Ki Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi.

TEACHER:Wo 3 Words Batao Jo Sabse Jyada Bole Jate He? STUDENT:Muje Nahi Pata. TEACHER:Shabash Beta, Baith Jao.

Butt told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining. Butt: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Butt wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Butt: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

Baap: (Bachay Se) Ravi Or Chanab Kahan Par Hain? Bacha: (Ghabra Kar) Ammi Jaan Se Pochain. . . . Wohi Chezain Idhar Udhar Rakh Deti Hain.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits… . . . . But ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!;-)

Boy: Barish Ki Bondo Main Teri Yaad Aati Hai, Sawan K Mausam Main Teri Yaad Ati Hai, . . . Girl: Drama Na Kar Mujhe Yaad Hai Teri Chatri Wapis Deni Hai.