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Dekho Andhera Kitna Suhana Hai, Ye Load Shading Ka Zamana Hai, Kar Do Ek Aacha Sa SmS Balance Bacha Bacha K Kaya Tum Na “U.P.S” Lagwana Hai.

Hzraaat, 1 Zroori ELaaan Suniye… . . . . . . . . . Hzraat,Apne Dmagh ka ilaaj krwaiye,Q k ELAAN suna jata hy Prha nhi jata.;-)

Woh to Bandar hai Darakhato pe Charh Jaye Ga, Masla Oont ka hai Oont Kidher Jaye ga, Main to samjha tha k to Insan hai Sudher Jaye ga, Kya Khabar thi k to Gadha hai Gadha hi Kehlaye Ga.

Kya Michale Jackson sb se acha Dance krta tha? . Nahi . . Sab se acha dance Pakistani “AWAM” krti hai Haqoomat nachati hai ur awam nachti hai.

Pathan Qabrustan Mai Chars Pi Raha Tha.. Itne mai Police Aagai To Pathan Nai Chars Chopa Diya.. Police: Kia Kar Rahey Ho.. Pathan: Kuch Nahi Apney Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon.. Police: Ye To Kisi Bachey Ka Qabar Hai.. Pathan: Hamara Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha.

Pathan ‘samosy’ khol kr ‘ander ka masala’ kha raha tha.. 1 admi ne pocha:”Pura kyun nhi kha rhay?” Pathan:”Baba doctor ne ‘bahir ki cheez’ khanay se mana kia hai.

Pagal Chinese Sy:Tm American Ho? Chinese:Nhe mai Chinese hn. Pagal:Nhe tm American Ho. Chinese Gusy Sy:Han Han Mai American Hn. Pagal :Lgty to Chinese ho!

Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2 pathan: kia pata nikalta bi ho andhera itna hota hai kahan dikhai day ga…


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