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I drink tv while watching c0ffee I switch 0ff bed when I lay 0n lights I eat m0bile while talkng 0n apple C0nfused? Inshort I m a studnt & my exams r near:-)

Ek chor chori karne ek ghar me ghusa: Malik-Kaun hai..?? Chor-Miyaau Malik-Kaun hai..?? Chor-Miyaau Malik-Kaun hai..?? Chor billi hun billi…..!

Crazy Fans

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I really don’t know why people give me a lot of respect..! When I send them msgs, they put their head down & read..! Hmmm crazy fans.

Value of a true friend: when u like 2 walk in the rain, i’ll b there with an umbrella… just 2 prevent SOIL EROSION from ur HEAD.

Tere dil me ek chota sakona chahiye,tu hai to na chandi na sona chahiye,bhar to du main sms se inbox tera,par tu padha likha b to hona chahiye.

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Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

if a girl get 98% mark her response, kamina 2 mark or de deta to uska kya jata tha, if boy gets 35% mark he says: check karne wala farishta tha yaar:-)

An !dea Can Change uR Life But A Girl Can Change uR Ideas So Always Change uR GirlFrnds tO Get New !deas What an !dea Sirji.!!!