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Newest Sms Thori see jaga mangi thee… Mujhay khud nahi maloom Pathan alag hogay Send one dardud get 10 Aalim bazar main baitha tha 100 rupay main bhut saray mazay Apni Judia Molvi in the Cinema hall Aorat nay molvi ko ankh mari...

In barishon se keh do kahin or ja k barsen. ye pakistan hai yahan chikkar mach jata hai.

Red ROSE pyar k liye Yellow ROSE Friendship k liye White ROSE Shanti k liye AUR Aapke liye? ? ? ? ? ? ? NIMA ROSE roj nhane k liye.

Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose. Boy- Xcuse me Grl- jee kahiye Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother's DAY.

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English. Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven" Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai? Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

Bv: Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the! Husband: Ab waqt badal gaya hy Bv: Phir b 'JAANI' koi sher kehdo! Husband: lo sunO Jane jigar janeman 90 kilo tera wazan Tu jo gir jaye mujh par Mar jaonga me...

Life means… 6 frnds,2 bikes but no petrol…! Life means… Exam nite,6 dufers and no notes…! Life means Principal’s class,6 bunkers and 1 car Life means 1 Girl,6 frnds nd all r saying,Teri Bhabi,Teri Bhabi Life means Evrythng...