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A Grade 5 Teacher asked her students to Make Rhymes With Their Names. Dan: My name is Dan.. When I grow up to be a man.. I want to go to India and Japan.. If I can, If I can, If I can.. Sally: My name is Sally.. When I grow up to be a [...]