Boy! school me gadha le aya Mis: Ye gadha kyun laye ho? Mis ap hi to kehti hen k mene bare bare gadho ko insan bnaya ha to mene socha k kuch iska b bhla ho jaye.

Punjab police di pehchaan: Tidd aggay nu; Bund pichay nu; Akhaan laal; Muuh te maa di gaal; Topi parwatteya te; Te hath saara din tattyan te….

Bush Pathan se: “Tum Mula Umer ka Pata do Hum Tum ko Titanic Wali Bachi de Ga” Pathan: “Hum tum ko Osama b dega, Agr tum titanic wala bacha do.

Garma Garm Biryani ki daig srf aap k lye \___ _) \ (_ / “”"”" \ (.______.) / \/ \ Ab ziada muskrao nahi dhonay k liye bheji hai.

Vaada karo! Ke Sirf ek bar msg ko parhna hai aur question ka answer dena hai. Its a challenge. Yaad rahay msg sirf ek bar he parhna hai. 1 + 5 + 3 - 2 + 8 + 6 - 5 + 5 - 6 + 14 + 28 + 21 + 5 = Tou Sawaal ye hai...

Dear customrs Wapda laaya ab nya packg “5 ka 55″ yani 5min light k istmal pr 55min load shedding bilkul free ye ofr la mehdood mudat ke lie hy’ “wapda tum hi to ho”