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Boy! school me gadha le aya Mis: Ye gadha kyun laye ho? Mis ap hi to kehti hen k mene bare bare gadho ko insan bnaya ha to mene socha k kuch iska b bhla ho jaye.

Punjab police di pehchaan: Tidd aggay nu; Bund pichay nu; Akhaan laal; Muuh te maa di gaal; Topi parwatteya te; Te hath saara din tattyan te….

Bush Pathan se: “Tum Mula Umer ka Pata do Hum Tum ko Titanic Wali Bachi de Ga” Pathan: “Hum tum ko Osama b dega, Agr tum titanic wala bacha do.

Garma Garm Biryani ki daig srf aap k lye \___ _) \ (_ / “”"”" \ (.______.) / \/ \ Ab ziada muskrao nahi dhonay k liye bheji hai.

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Vaada karo! Ke Sirf ek bar msg ko parhna hai aur question ka answer dena hai. Its a challenge. Yaad rahay msg sirf ek bar he parhna hai. 1 + 5 + 3 - 2 + 8 + 6 - 5 + 5 - 6 + 14 + 28 + 21 + 5 = Tou Sawaal ye hai...

Dear customrs Wapda laaya ab nya packg “5 ka 55″ yani 5min light k istmal pr 55min load shedding bilkul free ye ofr la mehdood mudat ke lie hy’ “wapda tum hi to ho”

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga, marks milenge ya zero pe tie hoga, koi na jane apne marks ka kya...