2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. “See”...

Fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters, but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car . . .

Misuse of English! A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard & said: “Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D

Chose one biscuit then i’ll tel u k apka lifeprtnr kesa hoga Prince,Rio,Tuc, Gala,Tiger,Super Rite,Chocochip Bistik,Peanut. PRINCE:fashionable RIO:Lazy TUC:Loving GALA:sincere TIGER:Stingy SUPER:Caring RITE:Cool...

Teacher: Radio or akhbar main kia farq hai? Pathan (bohat soch k): Dekho madam, Akhbar mein hum Rotiyan la sakta hai, Magar Radio mein nahi.

Khan sb ne apni Qaza Namaz ada karny ki sochi Namaz se pehly unchi awaz me niyat ki , 2 rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar 4 November 1996 5:20 purana time. ALLAH HO AKBAR.