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U get RICH Naturally as U grow old: Silver in ur hair Gold in ur teeth, Sugar in ur blood, Stones in ur kidney & Never ending supply of GAS.. ;->

“Duniya sirf larkiyon k liy hy” Larki z0r sy hansy to Khubs00rti, Larka z0r sy hansy to “Dungar”, Agr larki meetha b0ly to pyari lgy, Larka mitha b0ly to “faradiya”, Larki sh0ping kry to Riwaaj, Larka sh0ping kry to “hraam dy paisy jo h0y”, Larki kham0sh rhy to ghamgin Larka kham0sh rhy to “tenu ki [...]

Baap: Tum ne apni Mummy se oonchi aawaz mein baat ki.? Beta: Mujhe pata hai ke aap ko jalan ho rahi hai. Kyun k aap to aisa kar nahi sakte:-P

Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se hm Is Liye Nhi Niklty “DOST” Log Roza Na Torr Den Eid ka Chand Samj kr… “Masha Allah” “Masha Allah”!

A boy wanted 2 know the age of his Friend so he asked: my dear what’s ur date of birth? Girl: 4th july.. Boy: which year? Girl: every year

Pathan was asked in a job interview: Apka kitnay saalon ka experience hai? Pathan: 3 saalon ka… 2 saaliyan b hain magr mujhe un mei koi dilchaspi ni:-)

Ammi keh rahe hain Kal roza hamare sath kholna zaror ana ate howe apne sath bas thore se khajor,2kg tarboz,3kg kharboza,5kg aam,2darjn kele,24 samose,500 ki chat,200 k pakore,2.5liter pepsi,5bottles minrlwater le k a jana lazmi ager koi cheez na mile ya km mile to phone kar k Bata dena k may nahe a raha..

5 most undefined things of girls: 1)Tum na bohat wo ho (now what the hell is ‘wo’) =)) 2)Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi (no one will ever know what was their ‘umeed’) :/ 3)Tum pehle jese nahi rahe (they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O 4)Sach batana,main [...]