2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See”...
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . .
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
Chose one biscuit then i’ll tel u k apka lifeprtnr kesa hoga
Prince,Rio,Tuc,
Gala,Tiger,Super
Rite,Chocochip
Bistik,Peanut.
PRINCE:fashionable
RIO:Lazy
TUC:Loving
GALA:sincere
TIGER:Stingy
SUPER:Caring
RITE:Cool...
Teacher:
Radio or akhbar main kia farq hai?
Pathan (bohat soch k):
Dekho madam, Akhbar mein hum Rotiyan la sakta hai,
Magar Radio mein nahi.
Khan sb ne apni Qaza Namaz ada karny ki sochi
Namaz se pehly unchi awaz me niyat ki
, 2 rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar 4 November 1996 5:20 purana time.
ALLAH HO AKBAR.
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