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Hurting someone is as easy as cutting a tree but making someone happy is like growing a tree.It takes a lot of time. So do not hurt anyone.

Desperate Th0ugHT U Hurt Me Once … Shame On U … =P U Hurt Me Twice … Shame On Me … o_O

A Girl Fell Down from 20th Floor. A man Caught her on 15th floor and asked, Will you Hug me? Of course not she replied. The man Dropped her, She was caught on 10th floor by Another man, He asked, Kiss Me? No not at all she Replied. He dropped...

Excessive! Drinks, Babes, Cigaretes, R Enemies.. And A Man Who Runs Away From His Enemies Is A Coward… Great People Greate Thoughts!

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

Lets go, get up, stop faking it; Get your sorry behind off that bed. Try positive thinking to get back to work. Your illness is all in your head! At least that’s what we hope. Looking forward to your return. Get Well Soon.

Life means… 6 frnds,2 bikes but no petrol…! Life means… Exam nite,6 dufers and no notes…! Life means Principal’s class,6 bunkers and 1 car Life means 1 Girl,6 frnds nd all r saying,Teri Bhabi,Teri Bhabi Life means Evrythng...