Jub Musharaf Pakistan Se Bhag Sakta Hai. Peshawar Mai Ek Din Pehley Chand Nazar Aa Sakta Hai. Pakistan Ireland Se Haar Sakta Hai. Pappu Pass ho Sakta Hai. To Phir Mai Aaj Eid Wish Kyo Nahi Kar Sakta? Mai Eid Wish Karonga Koi Rok Sakta Hai To Rok Le EID MUBARAK.
1+2+1+2+3+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+ 1+5+1+2+1+5+2+1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2++1+5+1+2+1+5+3 Wah G Wah Eidi Gin Rahe Ho! ;->
Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why…? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.
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Ye Kya Hai EID? Accountant Ne Kaha, E: Extreem Happy I : In D : Divide Expenses. BusinessMan Ne Kah, E: Esteem Happy I : In D : Discount Lawyer Ne Kaha. E : Event Of I : Increase D : Dual Happy lovers Ne Kaha. E: Eik Or I : I D : DAte [...]
HaPpY Eid MubariK I know its too early… but l have hundreds of boys and prety girls to wish… So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties first! Funny Eid SMS
Hum Tumhari Kya Hifazat Karen Gay Faraz… Mera To Apna BAKRA \ / ~(‘-’)~ \”””)~ || ||Koi Khol Kar Le Gaya.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~EID MUBARAK~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ._______________.–“~~“-. ____________,-“____.-~~“-\\___. ___.______.^______/____(_)_. ____+___{_.—.___/______~ ________/____.__Y____. _______/_____\\_j_______+ ._____Y_____(_)–l__ ______|___________“-.______. ______|_____(________\\ .__.___|________.)~-.__/__._____. __.____l_________) .____.__\\____<;;;;;;l EID MUBARAK __+_____\\_______\\ _________\\_______^. ___._______^._______“-.___. _____________“-._______~-.___, _______._________“–.._____.^ Wishing you the sweetness of Eid through out yours life. .•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*• ~keep smiling have a very nice EID!~ .•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•