Kuch batain aisi hoti hain jinn ka jawab nahi hota 1. Dunia main sub say mushkil kaam kon sa hai? 2. Dunia main kon sub say khoobsorat hai 3. Dunia main humara anay ka masksad 4. Dunia main kitna pani hai 5. Pakistan main sub sab say bara...

Wife:- Bakray ki zubaan pakaai ha khaao gay? Husbnd: Main moonh se nikli huvi cheez nahi khata.,. Wife: To phir anda bana doon??

16yrs (.)=(.) 25yrs ( . )=( . ) 36yrs ( ¤ )=( ¤ ) Kya samjhy? Hamesha ghalat hi sochna Ziyada sms parhoge to. Itna bara chashma lg jaega.

Fact of Class Room: Jab Professor Tumhain Class Se Baahar Nikal Dey To Samajh Lo K Tum Taraqqi Kar Rahe Ho. Coz He Might be Afraid That You Know More Than Him! Be Positive.

PoLice Mujram se=Bache k sath ziadti Q ki? Mujrm:Jnab garmi ho gai thi or bacha khubsurt tha PoLic=Bacha kahan hai? Mujrm=Jnab Bacha khush hy or msg pr rha hy.

2 kids were lying in 1 bed in same blanket, 1st kid: Main ek larka hu, Tum kon ho? 2nd kid: Muje nahi pata! 1st kid: Acha wait main dekhta hu, (ye keh k wo blanket k andr gya or thori dair bad bahir nikla or bola) “Tum ek larki...