Posted In: Funny SMS
If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai” If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai” If u dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chata hai” If u dont she says “tasteless hai yaar” If u argue with her she says”ziddi hai” If u sit quietly she says “dumb hai” [...]
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Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. “i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->
Posted In: Ghazal sms
Hum Ko Louta Hai Usi Shehr Ney Aey Jaan-e-Wafa Jis Ki Galiyon Me Mohabbat Ka Kuch Hisaab Na Tha Woh Jo Rehtay Thy Mere Sath Hameinsha Din Bhar Unke Mazhab Me Wafaon Ka Koi Baab Naa Tha Wo Jo Aankhon Me Mohabbat Ko Liye Phirtay Thy Unke Dil Me Thi Woh Nafrat Ke Kuch Hisaab [...]
Bells give us tinkles, fountains give us sprinkles, crying gives us wrinkles, n smile gives us dimples. Keep smiling all the time.
Posted In: Funny SMS
KARINA aur KATRINA dono hi 1 jaisi aur gori hai,Q? Socho! Socho! Nhi pata na? Qki dono ke naam me RIN ata hai. RIN de chamkane vali safedi.
orange ka juice……. mera dost kanjus…. aam ka achar…. hamesha bahane tayar …….. anjeer ka roll.. na kare call.. bahane hai easy…. kethe hai iam busy.
Posted In: Santa Banta sms
santa to rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon santa: Aao Chalo Phir Tash khelte hain.
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ultra height of lazyness: . . . . . . sleeping and dreaming… In dream also sleeping and dreaming about sleeping…