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Latest Free SMS Jokes and Text Messages

Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully, “HeArT aTtAcK”

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Na zuban se, Na nigahon se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greeting se, Na gift se, Aapko “Jashne Azadi Mubarak” direct dil se

Shadi ki raat Santa apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya BV:Mujhe ye nhi chahiye, koi SONAY ki Cheez do Santa:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.

I am made of 5 letters, If U remove the first letter, It is part of our body. If U remove the second letter, It is everywhere! Guess what ???

I wish my eyes could Speak what my heart Feels for you, Cause My lips can lie on what Is true, but My eyes couldn’t Cause Even if i close them I could still see you

A pig fell in luv with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig’s hand. Nxt day, pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu.. Ajab prem ki ghazab kahani

If we quit voting will they all go away?

My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Crisis Situation! SERIOUS SUGAR SHORTAGE IN THE COUNTRY… All Because Of YOU! Nature Used Up Whatever Was Available To Make You SO SWEET! OH God Diabetes Na Ho Jaye Kahin.

Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae, Jisko nigaaho me bithaya jae, Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa k Wo agar udaas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jaae

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO ..

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly. (Sarah Malin)